Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Funny Faces of Rob and Stew
It’s time for some Tuesday Tongue Porn: Mmmmmmm…. yummy!
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Rob’s Sexy Style
We are all familiar with Rob’s headgear, ray-bans, and v-neck tees. But now that his fame has reached epic proportions, the hottest designers and photogs are vying for his attention. He’s not necessarily a fashion icon, but that’s only because he probably doesn’t give a shit about such a distinction. Beyond his obvious good looks, it’s that [...]
Monday, October 11, 2010
Ass Candy
We love pics of Rob and Kris. We love their sexy, smoldering stares and happy, bright smiles. But we also really love the shots from…behind. So, in honor of two of the finest rear-ends in Hollywood: we give you ass candy.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
What Rob Could Be Selling If He Was Into That…
Dear Advertising Agencies, You are missing the boat. There is a selling force out there greater than any commercial you could ever produce. His name is Robert Pattinson. With his chiseled jaw, smoldering gaze, and sexy smirk -he could sell ice to an Eskimo. You won’t even have to arrange a photo shoot – it’s [...]
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Kstew’s Hottest Co-Stars
Admit it; Kristen has had some pretty smokin’ hot co-stars in her films. She is a lucky lady! I’m sure many starlets are jealous of her career in terms of content and its brilliant co-stars. I’m going to highlight my favorite Kristen co-stars who are, in my opinion, not only HOT but pretty damn talented, [...]
Monday, August 30, 2010
Caption This
“Sigh. I’m so tired of these damn PG-13 movies. I want to show my ass.” “Should I take her bent over the island??? Or up against the fridge??? Oh Jesus Christ, the decisions I have to make!” “Rob, really honey, don’t stress over the breakfast menu….eggs, toast and you in bed will be fine!” “Step [...]
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Coming To Rob
There is always a lot of talk on the forum about how we became Twilight fans and why we started giving a crap about Robsten. OH MY ROB!!! Our boy Pattinson was actually the one who brought me to Twilight. The first time I noticed him was when I was looking at photos of the [...]
Friday, July 9, 2010
The Rob Retreat
Is real life dragging you down? Is that pesky job keeping you from your favorite fanfiction update? Is your significant other nagging you for attention? Are the kids begging for dinner while you’re trying to watch Oprah again? Then escape it all at The Rob Retreat. Located on beautiful Isle Esme, The Rob Retreat offers the busy [...]
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Ode To Jaw
Rob’s jaw is my favorite part of his anatomy. I am aware that it’s a tough choice, picking just one part to love. I love them all really. But if I had to pick a fave, the jaw wins. Hands down. No contest. It’s beautifully chiseled & usually sports the perfect amount of scruff. Gah! [...]
