Monday, November 8, 2010
Crazy is as Crazy Does
Reading Lainey’s TwiHard mail usually makes me LoL. This time I wanted to hide under my desk.
C2R: This made my tits shrivel inside my chest:
“Lainey, I need you to tell me it’s OK. Please say things are OK between Rob and Kris because I just woke up with a bad feeling.”
Chonga: LOL *shakes head*
HEA: *facepalm* Why are people so fucking stupid?
C2R:
“Why is she going to LA without him? Why can’t he just be more supportive of her? He didn’t go to ny with her for the WTTR premiere and now he lets her go to LA by herself? Can you explain this? Thanks, Julia M”
Chonga: It’s funny they sign their names.
HEA: Julia, I hope you are 12
Kerensky: …This shit makes my head hurt.
“desperate times calls for desperate measures and we need to know if Rob and Kristen are still together.”
Chonga: I liked it when she said people wanted to know what was going on with Edward and Bella lol
HEA: So, if R&K spend 5 minutes apart that = they broke up? What am I missing here?
Chonga: Because they need to be joined at the genitals.
HEA: Right, ok, just making sure.
Chonga: lmao. It must happen that way, Hea! None other! *eyeroll*
HEA: LOL
C2R: My favorite was the one where they said “Just spare us your stupid comments and give us the deets” basically. Because when TwiHards say jump, she’s obviously going to say how high?
Chonga: Right. Like she’s been the authority on Rob and Kristen…
C2R: Yeah, like she wasn’t pimping Robki until it started making her look like an asshole.
HEA: She’s a secret shipper. But her reposting these Twihard embarrassing-as-shit emails is her way of keeping her membership in the Twi’s Not Cool Club.
C2R: Right. I also love how she makes sure to get a dig in about how Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston worshippers are better than us.
Chonga: Yea. Like her admiration for Kristen is actually her way of exorcising her massive crush on Rob. All those comments on his mothering hips are bs.
C2R: You know she secretly quivers when she thinks about Rob. The lady doth protest too much
Chonga: I concur
HEA: She was already making fun of the hips, so she had to crush on Stew so she could at least talk about them as a couple & not sound like a total hypocrite to all her cool friends like KStew411 & Letterman.
C2R: She’s got a Hobo in her toy stash. You know it
Chonga: You gotta wonder tho, what seperates us from the crazies? Like why can we deal with things and they lose their marbles over stuff like this?
HEA: Because we’re not 12.
C2R: LOL Ally K is so militant.
“Don’t fucken question why we care! We just do so I’d appreciate it…”
(see how she tries to slip-in that polite but condescending appreciate so she sounds older than 11?)
Chonga: Though Lainey is just plain old cruel, taunting them that way.
C2R:
“Rob would go anywhere that Kristen asked but she never asks. He always go see her on her movies. He is a perfect boyfriend. She doesn’t want to be a part of this relationship. This trip by herself to LA just proves it. She don’t deserve him, I hope he wakes up to this. I am sick of everyone thinking they are so perfect together. Please write back and confirm that he dumped her. Thank you. From Brenda”
Chonga: LOL This is what happens when companies dump meds in the water. Little girls get rabid.
HEA: I think teachers should give more homework so these kids don’t have time to flood Lainey with pointless hatemail.
C2R: It’s obvious “perfect boyfriend” = “makes my panties explode from lust he’s so hot.” Johnnyboy7 was right. It’s comparable to that whole “Edward is always right” thing he talks about. Because he’s got the bone all these dogs want he could literally take a dump on their breakfast plates and they’d still think he was the bee’s knees.
HEA: So true! And ew. I would not think he’s the bees knees if he shit on my omelet. #justsayin’
Chonga: EW, me either. lol
Speaking of crazy people. Can you guys believe some of the shit that’s going down in Robsten de Janeiro? With all the by-the-second updates flying around, I’ve got mental images of some of the sites down there ringing the set with fangirls in strategic locations muttering frantically into microphones hidden in their sleeves. Madness! Check it out in our Breaking Dawn On-Set Pics Thread!!!
“This is what happens when companies dump meds in the water. Little girls get rabid.” Lmfao! Love your little chat.
Love this chat! I got the impression though that Lainey was saying the Brangelunatics and Jennifer Aniston worshippers were worse than the rabid twihards. I’ll have to go back & re-read her post
Ugh embarrassment galore! We´ll never be able to live things like this down. It´s like the Twi-moms on Oprah all over again!
Lol… these are hilarious exchanges. Yes, it does sound as if the 12 year olds are the ones reading Laineys boards. There are some crazy ass people in the world.
LOL! Oh. My. Moses! LOL! my stomach hurts from laughing I love you Ladies and Unicorn(the exchange is EPIC!). “perfect boyfriend = makes my panties from lust he’s so hot” LOL!! Steady little ones, take deep breaths and calm yourself. Goodness, I wonder why sometimes they just don’t get. Maybe 10 years from now(Oh! Garwsh, I do hope so), and BRAVO! to our Admins and Mods you guys are the best, keeping everything calm.