Sunday, October 17, 2010
RLC Fic Rec – Sub Plans
If you like crack fics, you’re going to absolutely LOVE my fic rec today. I demand that you read Sub Plans by SnowWhiteHearts! (That was my attempt at being a Domme, lol)
I couldn’t find a banner for this story but there is a YouTube Video inspired by the story.
Authors synopsis: Bella is a math teacher by day, a strict Domme by night. Edward is a sub looking for someone to punish him for his misdeeds. Probably the only BDSM comedy you will ever read. Probably the only vamp-subward you’ll ever meet.
This is such a great story! Bella is a very demanding Domme who has trouble finding a sub who is able to keep up with her demands. It’s been tough, as she has quite a reputation in the BDSM community, but then vamp Edward walks in and saves the day. In fact this was her first thoughts upon seeing him:
I need that guy who just walked in. Holy shit.
That’s basically how Bella is through the whole thing. She knows what she wants and she goes for it. Her internal monologue is hilarious. She even names her vag, Bizzy. I wish I could include all the funny lines that cracked me up in this review, but it would be too much plus I try not to spoil people. All I can say is, read this fic. You will laugh your ass off. You will champion for this Bella (Someone did her wrong when she was a kid and she’s spent the rest of her adult life making sure it doesn’t happen again). And you will love Icefinger (her nickname for Edward in this fic).
Some other things I loved: the writer has a great sense of humor and she did awesome twists with some of the things that she kept canon from Meyer’s books. Like Edward being cold, for example. And being tortured by Bella’s blood. He is her sub in this one, after all. That’s all the hints I’m giving! As for the quality, not only is this story funny as hell, it’s also really smart. We also get plenty of lemons (one was even nominated for an award) and some pretty creative ones too. Bella has a thing about always doing different scenes, every day. And as tough a Domme Bella tries to be with Edward, she’s just adorable! And he, of course, is completely, adorably devoted to his Mistress.
Another nice thing about this story? It’s completed!! Plus it’s got outtakes!!
I would also like to point out that SnowWhiteHeart has another story called Falling for the First Time that has a reputation as being another great story. I believe this is a favorite of our own unicorn, Kerensky. So I suggest you not only check out the one I’m reccing today but whatever else this talented lady has posted. It’s worth it!
This fic got a little campy at the end, but it was still such a fun read! I especially like how Edward completely redecorates Bella’s rooms for each elaborate scene. . . i.e. the piano in the dining room, the geisha dojo, etc.
I enjoyed it, and had a few good laughs.