Monday, August 16, 2010

What’s Going On In Moantreal?

Anytime I know that Rob and Kris are shacked up somewhere, my imagination goes wild wondering what they are up to in their hotel room ? (besides the obvious). Let’s take a peek at what Rob, Kris, and TomStu just might be up to….

Kristen baking apple pies while Rob and Tom watch The 3 Stooges on the couch Kristen painting Rob and Tom’s toenails.
Rob and Tom getting Jella drunk on Heinekin while Kristen is on set.
Kristen giving American accent lessons focusing on the words nachos, pasta, and literally – Rob listen, “literally.” Rob,
“li’trally.” Kristen. “No, li-ter-al-ly.” Rob, “li-tra-ly.” Kristen *facepalm*.

Rob and Tom completing the semi-annual clothes swap.

Kristen secretly raiding both Rob and Tom’s suitcase for her wardrobe.
TomStu hiding the videocamera in Rob and Kristen’s bedroom *fingers crossed*.
Rob and Tom lighting their farts (come on, they’re guys).
Rob teaching Tom how to shave (I swear Tom always looks 12).
They take turns wearing the Cullen cuff and whoever’s wearing it has to make the beer run.
Playing poker to see who gets custody of the white long sleeved Henley next.
Rob & Tom searching thrift stores hoping to hit the plaid and/or beanie jackpot.
Rob trying to teach them to pronounce “oui” correctly but R&T; just keep snickering.

Rob and Tom playing Guitar Hero to see who has to clean Jella’s litter box.

When R and K go out, they like to tease TomStu by talking to him like he is their kid. “Want us to take you to Old McDonald’s for chicks and fries Tommy?” “Put your seatbelt on, doodlebear.” “Do you need to go potty, Tommy?” “Tom Sturidge Pattinson, go to your room!” “Grounded, Mister!”

While TomStu is in the shower, K and R decide to have some fun…mind out of the gutter people….as TomStu turns off the water to get out, K and R jump on the bed and, pound the walls while yelling out “Oh Bella!” And “Bite me, Edward!” TomStu is stuck in the bathroom thinking this is his worst nightmare come true.

After a night of drinking, K and R draw mustache and cat wiskers on Tom Stu after he passes out with Kristen’s eyeliner. Rob puts the finishing touch by writing “Robsten Bitch” on his forehead.

K R and T have a Jella calling contest, whoever he comes to, gets to pick who has to go out in front of the paps to buy smokes and beer.

TomStu and KStew have a stew cooking contest. Rob is the judge.

Kristen comes in quietly from set to find Rob holding Jella, singing him a song and talking British accented babytalk to him. She is worried.

Poutine eating contests.

Drunken naked streaking down St Catharine’s street at 3 a.m.

Smooches to my e-besties, Annie, Deb, Spunk and Sister for their witty help!


19 comments

  1. Anonymous August 16 2010 @ 11:11 am

    bwahahaha…moantreal!!! thats so freaking funny…there is NO way to deny they are a couple…they are def. having a great ole time!! good for them…are they the best couple or what!?!?…

    Pam

  2. Anonymous August 16 2010 @ 11:17 am

    I cant stop lauging!!!! this too funny!! love the Tom in the shower one…hahaha

    Pam

  3. Anonymous August 16 2010 @ 1:28 pm

    All of them are great!!!! Love this post!

  4. moka11 August 16 2010 @ 1:31 pm

    LOL so funny!!!

  5. Anonymous August 16 2010 @ 1:45 pm

    This is HILARIOUS! LMAO…………..

    sunshine

  6. coltgal August 16 2010 @ 3:39 pm

    Hilarious post. LOVE it :) .

  7. Anonymous August 16 2010 @ 3:40 pm

    so so so funny…….rereading and lmao!
    susie004 on twitter!!

  8. Anonymous August 16 2010 @ 3:48 pm

    Too flipping funny. I can believe they get into shenanigans like that.

  9. Anonymous August 16 2010 @ 8:40 pm

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA sooooo funny! LOVE ITT

  10. Mary August 16 2010 @ 9:18 pm

    LMFAOOOO! I was laughing hysterically reading all of that. But, I have to say, the part where Tom is in the shower is my favorite one. That'd be epic if they really did that. Bahahahahaha!

  11. Anonymous August 17 2010 @ 12:03 am

    Thanks for the laugh! TomStu stuck in the shower? Epic!

    clandestinelove

  12. Anonymous August 17 2010 @ 12:13 am

    very funny, good post and very happy for the two of them…aahhh love is magic

  13. Anonymous August 17 2010 @ 11:19 am

    I think i'm in love with you and ur post!!

  14. Anonymous August 17 2010 @ 11:19 am

    Hilarious!!!! Thanks for the laughs! My fave it the pic of Tom w/ the kitty whiskers & Robsten bitch LOL!

  15. Anonymous August 17 2010 @ 5:05 pm

    Very funny … :)
    But if you do not mind, I would like more "Robsten" (if you want to add to Jella), but I do not think the two of them (Kris and Rob) will spend "24 hours" with Tom … understand or do not understand … is a good friend.
    Good joke, that of the guitar hero!

    Someone has something to add?

  16. Keighley August 18 2010 @ 2:53 pm

    OMG!!! I'm on the floor rolling.
    I can see them getting Jella drunk honestly.

  17. Anonymous August 18 2010 @ 3:01 pm

    OMG, this is so funny…… LMAO!!!
    I have to send this link to everyone I know. HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

  18. Anonymous August 19 2010 @ 11:26 am

    I swear someone should print this and send it to Kristen's fanmail address!! Too damn funny!

  19. robstenobsession August 25 2010 @ 6:04 pm

    loool I can learn “T&K” to pronounce OUIIII!!
    I wish they read this article !!!!!Go robsten love!!