Wednesday, June 2, 2010

OH! The Hair

We love Robert Pattinson’s hair.

Sure, we adore his blue-gray eyes, his chiseled jaw, and his dimpled chin. But his hair is undeniably his crowning glory. We want to touch it. We want to smell it. We want to run our fingers through it and gather it up in our fist as we…well…you get the idea.

His hair has become as much of a celebrity as Rob himself! He’s not allowed to cut it. He doesn’t wash it. There are fairies and unicorns living in it. He has a nit infestation. Is it the mousse? Does it just do it’s own thing? Even MTV is using it to promote their Movie Awards! In fact, Rob’s hair is as much a part of the character as Rob himself and I think it deserves it’s own recognition when the credits roll. So lets revisit Rob’s hair and it’s many personalities.



The Artist




















The Schoolboy
























The Model




















The Dork























The Bouffant

















The Bedhead























The ‘I’m tired of people asking about my hair’ Buzz























The Tyler























The DuRob Do Me Do
























The Robowski



















The Stoner















The New Moon























And…our favorite hair of all…The Sex Hair


15 comments

  1. Anonymous June 2 2010 @ 12:14 am

    Kristens played all in the sex hair..god I love her,..I'd love to play in the sex hair just one time..BUT I dont think niether him nor her would approve..lol

  2. Anonymous June 2 2010 @ 12:32 am

    Gah. The hair. That is all. Thanks for posting these beautiful pictures of Rob. :D

    XOXO

    Dana

  3. Anonymous June 2 2010 @ 12:43 am

    Amazing, can't believe his HAIR can do this to me…lol thanx

  4. debbie June 2 2010 @ 1:59 am

    HUMmmmmmmmmm is all I can say .LET MY FINGERS DO THE WALKING

  5. Anonymous June 2 2010 @ 4:50 am

    The Cedric, The Salvador, The Edward, The Tyler & The .. Jacob are all amazing but I still prefer his hair touched and tousled by himself.

  6. chonga June 2 2010 @ 8:40 am

    This has to be the greatest list ever compiled. You are truly a Rob connoisseur Smom!

  7. IreneQueen June 2 2010 @ 8:47 am

    LMFAO. We all love his hair.

  8. Anonymous June 2 2010 @ 9:16 am

    Hahaha, omg who DOESN'T love that hair. It kills me every time I think about it and then I think: "OMg KRISTEN gets to touch it all the time, I'm happy for her!" lol. And…umm…he doesn't really have a case of nits!! He was joking about that on Ellen and I'm sure he washes it at least once a day. :) I mean..he's the sexiest man on the planet for God's sakes…..

  9. Anonymous June 2 2010 @ 9:18 am

    The sex hair is the best one. It's so ridiculous, it's amazing! lol!

  10. Annie June 2 2010 @ 9:42 am

    I wanna kiss each and every one of those. Thanks smom!

  11. happilyeverafter June 2 2010 @ 11:03 am

    Love it, Smom! Sex hair gets me going but really any hairdo looks good on him. lol

  12. emily June 2 2010 @ 1:54 pm

    I´m actually not that fond of the sex hair. A bit too messy for my taste. Love the Robowski and the Tyler though :)

  13. Anonymous June 2 2010 @ 3:38 pm

    Big love for the bouffant! I never saw "the Stoner" before. I guess it's from "The Summer House"? Thanks!

  14. C2R June 2 2010 @ 10:51 pm

    Seriously, who can resist the sex hair?

  15. 1918 June 3 2010 @ 10:42 pm

    Oh Smom, great post! How could it not be given the subject matter! I was laughing so hard at the title: The DuRob Do Me Do! So perfect. :) Love Robs hair pretty much any way he wears it, it kind of goes with the whole package. xo