Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Ode To Jaw
Rob’s jaw is my favorite part of his anatomy. I am aware that it’s a tough choice, picking just one part to love. I love them all really. But if I had to pick a fave, the jaw wins. Hands down. No contest. It’s beautifully chiseled & usually sports the perfect amount of scruff. Gah!
His jaw even has its own entry on urbandictionary.com:
Jaw Porn – The phenomenon of a very sexy and strong jawline. Preferably displayed on Robert Pattinson.
There are many so hot pix that showcase this special feature. Here are a few from my personal stash. Enjoy the pretty!
Roses are red,
Violets are not.
Your jaw is just perfect.
It makes my ladyparts hot.
Your stubble is sexy,
It makes me think of my bed.
Your jaw is so dreamy,
Can’t get it outta my head.
Your lips are just scrumptious.
And from what I hear,
Your jaw has been known
to make panties disappear.
*POOF*
Violets are blue,
Roses are thorny.
Your jaw is so fierce,
It’s making me horny.
Your eyes are so beautiful.
And truth be told,
With that smoldering stare,
Your face is pure gold.
Fanbois are fab!
Fangirls are flirty.
Your jaw conjures so many
thoughts that are dirty.
*MOANS*
Roses are red,
Your jaw looks delicious.
I just want to lick it,
It’s one of my naughty wishes.
I saw your new pic,
And you’re in a hoodie.
With jaw front & center,
I totes have a woody.
There’s more to say,
But this is my last verse.
Your jaw is my favorite feature
In the entire universe.
*SWOONS*
mmmmm, mmmmmm, hhhhhmmmmm, jaw porn is sure goooddddd. lol
Lol. Those poems were full of win.
And those pictures! UNF.
Love it all HEA.
rob has the most perfect jaw in the universe!
lol oooooohh
Snap Snap Snap Snap Snap !
yes he does have the perfect jawline,
I thought only cartoon characters had those things.. I clearly was Wrong.
I always say I love Rob's hands. And his hair. But you're right, the jaw is very special. He's perfect *sigh*. So is your post. Love you!!
nyahaha I recall when i first saw Rob in goblet of fire i didn't like him coz of his long chin face…but now! GAH! I so love his profile!
lovely post HEA and love the poems! LOL
lol That was very funny, but, seriously, very true. His jaw is perfect. As are his lips, eyes, hands, hair, ears, feet, legs, back… Um, yeah, the boy is gorgeous.
Dana
ROFLMAO. The poems are EPIC WIN. I loved the post and can totally agree with ya. Damn the jaw.. haven't seen any jaw like that one.. it's effing UNIQUE,
- linhey
I am in love with Rob's jaw..well I love all of him..but his jaw is so lickable!! GAH! Rob's perfect chiseled jaw has always been what attracted me to him…and i love the bit of scruff that outlines it as well. I LOVED the poem..it was epic…lol..perfect really! This whole post made me smile..and fan myself a bit..lol… Love the pics. Great post HEA <3
He's sooooooo fucken hot. That's all I can say.