Thursday, May 13, 2010
Happy 24th Birthday Rob!!!
Happy Birthday Rohbear,
we love your sex hair.
Your jaw makes us tingle,
but we know you’re not single.
And we’re glad you’ve got Stew
to take care of you,
doing you for us,
and we love her lots too!
Happy Birthday Sexy!!! Today is an auspicious day, because (for the next few months at least) you’re only 7 years younger than me instead of 8. It doesn’t seem like it would make much of a difference, but it makes me feel slightly like less of a cougar.
You’ve really conquered the world over the past year, and we hope this trend continues when the movies you’ve been working so hard on finally reach theaters. You didn’t get as much praise for Remember Me as you deserved, however we’re confident that Bel Ami and Water For Elephants will have those fools sticking their skepticism into their pipes and smoking it.
And based on what we know and have seen of Bel Ami…
…we’re not sure our hearts or our panties will survive it.
We’re having a Pic/Gif-Off in your honor starting at 9:00 p.m. EST time tonight, and that is basically just a grand excuse for us to wallpaper our forum with your fuckhot visage. The Kimbonator, otherwise known as Kimbo7 who is basically unbeatable, has moved-on to our OFF Hall of Fame to give the other competitors more than a snowball’s-chance-in-hell of becoming our Victorious Champion. But she will still be there in forum chat to motivate the contestants to get their asses in there and post! She doesn’t tolerate pansies at pic-offs. The prize for winning will be a special forum rank denoting the winner’s superior status, and a custom signature made by Chonga, who has mad skillz.
There are SO many reasons to love, respect, and admire you, Rob. Thousands I reckon. We just happen to have 101 of those reasons in our back pocket for this very occasion:
1. Scruff
2. His eyes
3. Ass candy
4. Sex hair
5. Happy trail
6. His singing is heartbreaking
7. He’s a talented musician
8. He’s passionate
9. His eyes crinkle when he smiles
10. Dimples
11. Best ass crack ever
12. His back
13. His jawline
14. His freckles
15. Manfur
16. He adores Kristen
17. He’s protective
18. He’s humble
19. He’s sweet
20. He’s romantic
21. He’s a slob
22. He brought Edward Cullen to life
23. He’s paranoid
24. He’s a great friend
25. The V
26. His long, lean thighs
27. The guns
28. His big feet
29. Finger/ hand porn
30. He loves Hot Pockets and beer
31. His wit
32. His self depricating humor
33. His hot as hell British accent
34. He can make a lobster bib or bottle of water sexy
35. He’s adorkable
36. His laugh
37. The smirk
38. The pout
39. His lips
40. Are his eyes grey or blue?
41. His skin looks so soft
42. His smoldering stare
43. They way he says ‘lit’rally’
44. He can’t drive
45. He’s sensitive
46. The scar under his chin
47. He’s smart
48. He’s thoughtful
49. He reads
50. He writes songs
51. He’s clumsy
52. He’s honest
53. He made hobo couture HOT
54. He looks killer in a suit
55. He reads fan fic
56. His furrowed brow
57. He Googles himself
58. The thought of him standing in front of a mirror, twirling and spiking his hair
59. He smokes and tho it’s not healthy, he makes it look hot!
60. His fondness for his dog (now deceased)
61. He’s adorable when he mimics his mother
62. His high pitched voice when he’s excited
63. The vein that pops out on his forehead when he’s really intense
64. He’s gracious and patient with the screaming fans
65. He misbuttons his shirts
66. He drinks Coke
67. He’s only 24 yrs. old
68. The askew position his feet sometimes take when he stands
69. The little moles on the back of his neck, under his hair line
70. His love of Raybans
71. His layering of t-shirt and hoodies and jackets
72. He doesn’t wear a watch. Ever.
73. He looks ah-mazing wet
74. He makes beanies look hot
75. He’s still very close with childhood friends
76. He single handedly brought up last years Oscar’s ratings
77. His thick eyebrows
78. The way he pours himself into his roles
79. His love of books
80. The way he says dorks
81. His sideburns
82. He’s steady
83. He’s naughty
84. He’s a screamer
85. He’s complicated
86. One leg is longer than the other
87. He gets possessive about Kristen
88. He values Kristen’s professional opinion
89. He grabs Kristen’s ass when he thinks no one is watching [trust me Rob, we know 
]
]90. The way he says ass
91. He misses his family
92. He cries
93. He takes the pap heat while Kristen sneaks out the back
94. He’s loyal to his friends
95. He’s adorable when he gushes about Stew’s musical abilities
96. He loves Van Morrison
97. He has great taste in music
98. He has hot friends
99. He’s not a famewhore
100. He’s polite
101. He makes Kristen happy
Many beloved h00rs made this birthday post possible.Chongalicious, HappilyEverAfter, Soccermom & DKMulderall contributed lovingly to our Rob Birthday Card. Thanks h00kers! <3
Awesome poem…love the Stew doll!
Happy Birthday Rob!
-chicky
We do, we do!
Happy Birthday, Rob!
-Di
hahaha Love the intro poem!
Happy 24th Birthday Rob!!!
*giggles* Love the pic! Great poem, it's the best!
Happy Birthday Rob!
xoxo
Awesome post guys! The B-day pic is fab and that traits list is perfection! Happy Birthday, Rob! Live it up! ♥
Happy Birthday gorgeous boy! We love you bunches because you are all kinds of amazing. Never change bb! <3 <3 <3
P.S. Loved the list, he is adored,respected,and admired by me, that's for sure! Love to all you ladies for a great post!
xoxo
Loved everything! Tx Cee!!
Happy B-day Robertito!!
We love you!! Have an amazing birthday!!
Love,
Chely
Happy 24th Birthday to Robert Pattinson and love the list.
wow! that makes me happy to know that we only have a 7yr age diff too! haha
and my bday is in May too in just a few weeks!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB!
(I wonder which fanfics you read haha)
thanks for this lovely post gals!
can't think of anything more to add to the AMAZING list!
Happy Happy Rob, YOu are adorable!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEE Happy Bday Rohbear! Hope you & Stew enjoy your special day & do lots of "celebrating"! ifyouknowwhatimsayin…
"Doing you for us" You are so funny
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB HONEY!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR TALENT, BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL LAUGHTER AND SMILES AND THE JOY AND HAPPINESS YOU HAVE BROUGHT US ALL. YOU ARE INDEED SPECIAL BEYOND WORDS AND IT IS *NOT* BECAUSE YOU ARE PLAYING THE ROLE OF EDWARD….>IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!!!
You are AMAZING!!!!!!
I hope you PARTY IT UP and GET LAID (LOL) and PLAY MUSIC AND KICK IT HARD TODAY!!!!!! YOU WORK HARD, SO PLAY HARD!!!!!!!!!
Happy B-Day Rob!! Thank you for awakening my senses. (My husband would totally agree!) Our marriage, going on 19 years, has been rekindled since I've realized that I've had my own "Edward" all along. You deserve to celebrate the way that YOU want to, with your loved ONEs and many good Heinekens by your side!
Awesome poem, great post!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB! YOU´RE SPECIAL! <3!
Happy birthday rob! Have a great day and an amazing year!!! Many happy memories, with kstew by your side
-jae
Lovely post for a lovely boy. (Yes, I can say he's lovely. He's English. He'll get it. LOL )
Happy Birthday Rob! Enjoy the ride. You certainly deserve all of the love and recognition. Hope the year ahead continues to bring you all good things.
xoxo
Dana
Happy Birthday Rob! It's been a pleasure to watch you grow…loved Remember Me!
Loved the post!!! Happy Birthday Rob!! Wish you all the best. I hope you and Kristen are able to spend some quality time together…"enjoying" one another!! I hope the coming year brings you much success and love!