Friday, April 9, 2010
Happy 20th Birthday Kristen!!!
Happy Birthday To You!!! Happy Birthday To You!!! You’re a super-hot badass and we love you Kstew!!!
Happy 20th Birthday Kristen!!! It’s a good day for lots of reasons. For one, you’re able to drop that pesky “TEEN” off the end of your age. Which is good when you’ve got a boyfriend in his early twenties. Now you both are. Also, you’re one year closer to being able to drink legally in the good ole’ US of A instead of just in the cool countries like Canada and The United Kingdom.
PLUS, your latest and greatest film The Runaways is being released in more theaters today. Not enough unfortunately because it isn’t being released in any of the cities we live in. However, Chonga thinks she may be able to catch a viewing in another town.
We’re holding a pic/gif off in your honor tonight at 9:00 p.m. EST for those who aren’t able to go see The Runaways. It’s really just a great excuse for us to wallpaper the forum with your hotness.
There are 101 reasons why we love you. Lit’rally. So we thought we’d just tell you all of them:
1. Her green eyes
2. Her ass
3. She’s kick ass
4. She cusses like a sailor
5. She doesn’t give a fuck what people think
6. She’s a tomboy
7. She can rock a $4500 designer dress
8. She can sing and play guitar
9. Rob adores her
10. She’s sweet
11. She’s sassy
12. She’s a great friend
13. She can make a 70s mullet cut look chic
14. She can bake an apple pie
15. She’s an amazing Bella
16. She has back dimples
17. She goes braless in public
18. Flawless skin
19. Long legs
20. Her hand fits perfectly in Rob’s
21.She drives a mini Cooper
22. She’s not afraid to speak her mind
23. She is friendly with her fans
24. Nobody can wear a garbage bag dress like she does!
25. Her mom is awesome
26. She’s smart
27. She’s passionate
28. She can drop her award in front of millions and still look adorable doing it
29. She can laugh at herself
30. Her fuck off stare
31. She’s beautiful
32. She adores Rob
33. She’s powerful
34. Nobody ties a t shirt knot like Kristen
35. Only Kristen can rock Chucks with a designer dress
36. She wears trucker caps
37. She’s confident
38. She’s bold
39. She’s strong
40. She loves to read classic literature
41. She’s NOT a diva
42. She’s sexay
43. She’s brave
44. She’s adorkable
45. She WANTS IT
46. She can eye f*ck as good as Rob
47. She can outrun the paps
48. She’s do
wn to earth
49. She’s normal
50. She’s shy
51. She’s respected
52. She loves animals
53. She’s his best friend
54. She can knit a beanie
55. She wears 2 watches at once
56. She’s thoughtful
57. She wears awesome footwear
58. She can rock any hair color
59. She influenced Rob’s portrayal of Edward Cullen in such a positive way
60. She bites her nails
61. She still stays with her parents even though she has her own place
62. She’s proud of her Aussie background.
63. She’s got perky boobs that are perfect for a see-thru dress
64. She’s a tease
65. She wants Chris Weitz for Breaking Dawn
66. BITCHFACE
67. She can throw a spiral pass in heels and a dress
68. She loves her family
69. She protects her private life
70. She doesn’t do movies that suck
71. She has pet wolves
72. She has an exotic cat
73. She hates to exercise and still has a killer bod
74. She can’t keep her eyes off of Rob
75. She can do a great impersonation of “Rob doing his hair”
76. She wore a dress with bullets on it
77. She’s a brunette
78. She can pole dance
79. She joined the Brit pack
80. She can walk in 4″ heels
81. She can rock a $2.00 T-shirt
82. She makes Rob happy
83. She doesn’t fit the “Young Hollywood” mold
84. She’s only slightly self conscious about her ears
85. Her adorable ears
86. She can leave the country for days without anyone knowing
87. She shops at vintage clothing stores
88. She said Rob had to be Edward
89. She picks her “friend’s” teeth on national television
90. Her smile
91. The nervous laugh she has when she’s embarrassed
92. She admits to loving Disney movies
93. She fully commits to her work, even if it means cutting her hair in a shiteous manner the world will give her grief for
94. Her voice – singing and talking
95. Her quirky mannerisms while interviewing
96. She shops at used book stores
97. Rob auditioned because of her
98. She picks the hottest guy in the universe to give wet willies to
99. She’s always sticking her fingers into Rob’s orifices …wait, that may be why we’re jealous of her
100. Her sense of humor
101. She can’t hide her love
Have a great birthday Kristen! We hear you’ll be spending your special day in lovely Budapest for one reason or another, and there are actually some really great things to check-out in Budapest. And, depending on if you’re there or not tomorrow Soccermom has generously compiled a list of those things for you. If, you know, you have time because honestly who could tear themselves away from THIS?
Many people contributed to this post: Chonga made the fabulous graphic at the top, I think everyone contributed to the 101-Reasons-to-Love-Kristen-list, however it was mostly Soccermom & DKMulder. HappilyEverAfter wrote the new Birthday Song lyrics. Thanks girls, you all know I would be worthless without you.
WOW…thanks ladies..this was really beautiful. Everything I am thinking, actually put down in words. You guys rock!
Happy Birthday Kristen! XOXO
-chicky
HAPPY BDAY KSTEW!!!!!!!!!!! we love u and adore u! she is just awesome! love the post and i agree with all the 101 reasons!
Awesome post girls!! I <3 kstew SFM!!! I hope she has a spectacular birthday in Bootypest with her man. Love the list….you all did a wonderful job! Keep it up <3 <3
Happy Birthday Kristen Stewart!!!!! may you have a bad ass 20th Bday!!!!
Happy BIRTHDAY KSTEW!!!!!!! the WORLD loves YOU!!!
Great job, Girlies! You're so imaginative! We love our Kristen!
I love it! Love the 101 reasons to love her
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Thanks RLB girls for the fab tribute always
To Kristen, my daughter & I LOVE you to bits, not the least because you obviously & has consistently made our equally beloved ROB happy
More power girl to your career choices & most of all, with all the success, stay humble & in love… *sigh*
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR BB KRISTEN!!
HAPPY B-DAY KRISTEN!!!!
I HOPE U HAVE FUN IN YOUR DAY HONEY… ENJOY YOURSELF AND ENJOY ROB PLEASE….
I WISH YOU AN EXCELENT B-DAY AND I SEND YOU ALL OF MY <3….
CONGRATS BB!!!
guys!!!…great post and coments…your so nice to our girl…XD …and i agree with the 101 reason r so truth…
Such a great post, loved the 101 reasons to love Kristen, and we do!
Great Post! Happy Bday Kristen. Just saw a midnight showing of the runaways and I loved it, a must see.
Happy Birthday Kristen! We love you bunches!!! <3 <3 <3
Thanks guys!
Awesome post for a truly talented, down-to-earth, gorgeous gal! Happy Birthday Kristen! Continue to shine in all that you do and enjoy your special day with your special one!
A wonderful list for a wonderful girl!
101 timey WORD!
The list goes on….
Thanks guys! Great post!
Happy Birthday Kristen – You truly are one of a kind!
HAPPY BDAY KSTEW
AWESOME LIST
great post guys!
Happy Birthday Kstew!!! we love you !
Wonderful wonderful post guys!! A truly awesome tribute to our favorite badass Kristen Stewart
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KRISTEN!!
and because she is one of the most real person as a celebrity ive ever met..other than rob. luv this two people! =D