Thursday, April 29, 2010

Fanfic Fantasies

We just can’t get enough fanfic. Stephenie Meyers’ fictional tale of teenage abstinence between the handsome vampire, Edward, and his human love, Bella, just wasn’t quite enough to quench our adult thirst for sex …and lots of it! There are really talented fanfic writers who have written our beloved Edward and Bella into just about every situation imaginable.


Edward, the corporate executive, and Bella, his administrative assistant. Edward, the University Professor, and Bella, his student. SpunkMe even found one with Edward, the priest, falling in love with Bella – Thorn Birds style! They are angsty and humorous, romantic and sexy, and some…just a little smutty. For many of us, these tales of Edward and Bella have consumed all our spare time. We wait on the edge of our seats for that next story update like an addict waiting for his next hit.


There are just too many fanfic stories out there for me to keep up with. But writers take note: here are just a few Edward and Bella fanfic story-lines we haven’t seen yet.

How May I Be Of Service?
Edward is a butler working in the home of wealthy but lonely and unhappily married Bella. What happens when Edward is required to satisfy Bella’s every demand?

Tarzan and Jane
Edward is orphaned in the jungle as a toddler and raised by animals. Bella is the scientist who discovers and befriends him. They both have alot to teach each other about jungle love.

The Spy Who Shagged Me
Secret agent 0069 is assigned to find and kill the worlds most dangerous villian, but finds himself attracted to her beauty and ability to escape from any dangerous situation. Has 0069 finally met his match in Isabella Swan?

Deep Space 69
Astronaut Edward discovers alien lifeform Bella, who’s advanced species can communicate telepathically. Imagine what happens when Bella shares her naughty thoughts without saying a word and Edward physically indulges her sexy fantasies. The combination of the mental and physical connection completes them both.

Special thanks to Chonga who of course made the super-awesome potential fic graphics. Also, to the unknown artist who made the graphic in the header. Because we found it in our manips thread.


17 comments

  1. DKMulder April 29 2010 @ 12:07 am

    Oooh, those are some good ideas. I'll start fantasizing now. The Tarzan one, wow, could have a lot of fun with that. And I really like the butler idea as well. Hmmm…

  2. 1918 April 29 2010 @ 1:38 am

    :) I've gotten sucked in to fanfic. I kept saying I don't have time, but some of you, ( you know who you are ) said I would eventually succumb. So it begins and now I won't be able to stop! :) Great post! I like the "how may I be of service" idea. I absolutely love the manip in the header, it's gorgeous!

  3. Hopeless Romantic April 29 2010 @ 3:06 am

    Deep Space 69……LOL.
    Is Jacob like Worf the Klingon, angry and with little words???
    Rosalie has to replace Miles as the Engineer
    Carlisle replaces Bashir the Doctor
    Alice replaces Garick the tailor
    Jasper has to be security, maybe Emmett as well
    BUT WHO THE HELL IS QUARK….LOL

  4. fantasymother April 29 2010 @ 6:20 am

    Uh, Tarzan and Jane has been done as a one-shot.

    Pretty good too. LOL

  5. chonga April 29 2010 @ 8:08 am

    I love you Smom. No one does Rob and Kristen justice the way you do :)

  6. jspicci April 29 2010 @ 8:16 am

    Great Post Smom…and LOVE the graphics Chonga..lol I kinda really like the butler idea…surprised it has not been done yet..ok all you fanfic writers..have at it! I have to just say I am soooo addicted to fanfic. I love it and cannot seem to get enough of it. You aren't kidding when you compare it to crack..cause there are a few fics out there that i drop everything to read when an update come out! Luckly my hubby does not mind my fanfic reading at all…he actually encourages it cause he has seen the perks of it firsthand..ifyouknowwhatimean! Great post…you guys are awesome!

  7. ...wowie! April 29 2010 @ 9:49 am

    Oh snap! LOVE the manips. My fave is the very first one. He looks like he wants to eat a piece of pie and Bella's neck is the pie with the added sweetness of whipped cream.

    Hm…I'm hungry now. =)

  8. gossip_bangkok April 29 2010 @ 9:54 am

    I love the blog entry! :)
    Actually, the butler seems like a good idea!!
    I really hope someone will start writing a good BulterWard fic! :)
    Thanks! :)

  9. happilyeverafter April 29 2010 @ 11:04 am

    Hilarious Smom!! I love how your mind works, Princess of Perviness! And the graphics are fantastic Chongs, perfect! <3

  10. C2R April 29 2010 @ 11:56 am

    I'm particularly fond of the Deep Space 69 graphic as well lol Green Chicks for the win! But the best story idea was def the spy who shagged me. <3 you Smom

  11. Annie April 29 2010 @ 2:17 pm

    I think I'll take ButlerWard thank you. LOL Great post Smom!

  12. stefter April 29 2010 @ 5:13 pm

    I laughed so hard I'm in tears. I would definitely read a few of those potential stories. lol

  13. Anonymous April 29 2010 @ 7:50 pm

    What is the story called where Edward is a priest Thorn Birds style? That sounds awesome!

  14. soccermom April 29 2010 @ 10:12 pm

    The 'Thorn Birds' fic is called 'Sanctuary' by Jfly and it's only available on Twilighted.net

  15. Anonymous May 1 2010 @ 12:29 pm

    I read a lot of ExB Fanfiction stories and most of them are very good!
    I hope in the near future Robsten will team up again in a movie like the early era like the picture you had above…She is so lovely in that picture.They are just a handsome couple!

  16. ObsessingOverEdward May 1 2010 @ 9:46 pm

    Bwhahaha! Loved these. Yes, Tarzanward has been done. When Jayeliwood, TheSpoiltOne and myself were hosting the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest, I wrote a Tarzanward as an example for what one might consider doing. It was just a one-shot (and a ton of fun to write)But I would love to see someone actually write a full-fledged story with Edward in a loincloth….YUM!

  17. Anonymous June 4 2010 @ 6:50 pm

    Ooohh yes!!! you're right on with that!