Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Oh Ted. How we used to love you. Last year we even made a post bemoaning the fact that Lainey had obviously been bought & paid for, regardless of her actual love of Robsten, and singing your praises for not being a mouth piece. How times have changed. I don’t know if we could necessarily categorize you as a mouth piece, but you’re definitely a tool, and we’re totally breaking-up with you.
Our reasons for dumping your ass are many and multifaceted. But let’s start with one that’s been bugging me for a long time, even while we were still in-love: your misleading, dramatic, douchey Tedlines:
Five Reasons Kristen Stewart’s Movie Will Runaways From Robert Pattinson’s
Rob vs. Kristen: Who Moves On Better?
Why you gotta be that way? This isn’t a competition, Ted. Rob was FANTASTIC in Remember Me, and although I don’t get to see it until this weekend, I imagine Stew is a rockstar, lit’rally, in The Runaways. Chonga tells me that she forgot it was even Kristen! Let’s not even get into the way you’re calling Remember Me a “flop”, because it totally isn’t. Moving on…
Will Kristen Be Forgotten in Rob’s Remember Me?
Source: Rob and Emilie Get “Steamy”
…and our personal favorite:
An “Always Drunk” Rob Denies Dating Kristen?
Of course we understand the psychology behind why you do this. Casual fans and observers see said ridiculous Tedline and say, “WHAT?! ZOMG what is he talking about?” *click* But the rest of us, you know, the people who used to visit your site every day, your bread & butter? These headlines just annoy us. We were able to overlook them for a long time because the actual content of your posts usually said great and supportive things about Rob & Stew, AND you were usually right. However, these days you spend your time contradicting yourself and being wrong.
“The good news is that Rob gets to actually act in this one and he’s damn good, too!”
“Ruby Jerins was the best. And RPattz and Pierce Brosnan were great too.”
Then on the SAME DAY you published a post titled “Why Did RPattz Bomb at the Box Office?” where you called Rob’s performance “respectable” and the acting only “decent”. So which is it Ted? Is Rob damn good, great, respectable, or decent? Do you have multiple personalities? Some people theorize that you’re weary of being the “Queen of Robsten” and are doing what you can to remove yourself from the scene, even if you have to make yourself look like an asshole to do so. By “some people” I mean me, but it’s just a theory…and an unlikely one.
Others think you lost your source, which is why you haven’t told us anything we didn’t already know for about 8 months now. Is that it Ted? Are you out of the loop? Perhaps you should join us in Gmail Chat one of these nights. You might learn something…
I think the most likely theory is that your source is a Summit suit. This would explain why you have some information while they are filming Summit movies but not the rest of the time.
For a gossip columnist I imagine being wrong is a real bitter pill to swallow. Like on March 1st, when Kristen & Rob were in New York together, even though you said they wouldn’t be:
“So, any chance Kristen will walk the carpet at Rob’s premiere tonight? We say no.”
And what the hell was that on Monday? Irrefutable proof of Rob & Stew leaving Budapest, together, and going to London and you’re talking about shirts? Let’s just ignore the whole “taking a break” fiasco from awhile back because even thinking about picking that apart just makes me tired.
So while it’s been a fun & sexy relationship Ted, and you are in-fact smokin’ hot, we are no longer enamored of you. Please leave our keys in the mail-box, and we will leave your shit on the front porch. There may be the possibility of occasional break-up sex, but that will depend upon you, and your level of doucheyness in the future.
XOXOX
RobstenLove.com
Special Thanks to my homegirl HappilyEverAfter for being the most badass research assistant in the history of the world. Who else could I ask, “hey, can you find me a .gif of the gay dudes from In Living Color doing Around The World Snap?” She did all the Ted research for this post and provided all the links and dates. Also, to my wife Chonga, because she makes all our fabulous graphics and we’d look so low-class without her. I love you girls so much <3
Posted by C2R at 12:02 am
Tags: Bootypest, FACEPALM, It Is SO ON, Kristen Stewart, Remember Me, Rob Pattinson, Robsten, Robsten Love, TED TED BO BED, The Runaways
LMAO!!! I love this. This post is total WIN! Awesome job Cee! All i have to say about Ted is that he has not given us any useful info since the late summer/early fall. I used to love to go to his site…but between his craptastic posts..and the crazy people that post on his site…i would rather stay far far away. Maybe at some point he will redeem himself…who knows….i doubt it. It's too bad. Thank God i found RLC..a much better place to spend my time!! <3 <3
OMG….just noticed the GIF…I fucking love it!!!!! <3
Oh, Ted. This post was such a long time coming. Of course I love it; what more can I say? Brilliant, witty, point-on, that's enough for tonight.
this is the first time i've posted a comment, but it must be said: this post is SPOT ON. ted has been annoying the hell out of me, so contradicting. i'm glad you pointed it out
Ted Bo Bed… You so had it coming. Throwing Rpattz under the proverbial bus did it for me. I won't visit your site anymore cause I don't want you to get the hits, therefore advertising and therefore $$$.
Lesson #1. Don't %^&* with Robsten Fans, mmkay? Okay.
Wow! This is GENIUS!!! The best "Dear John" letter EVER!!!
Score:
RobstenLove.com = 10
Ted = a big fat ZERO
Cheers,
Nina
Great post! <3!
I've been following your blog for months and I love it. I've never left a comment before but I just couldn't stay quiet this time. I have to add a big, fat AMEN to this post! I hate Ted with a passion. He is a liar, a bigot, and a tool. Thank you for this post. It needed to be said.
I stopped reading his column when I found you guys. I only like the truth.
You girls are way better than Ted, maybe they should hire u at Eonline to do Ted's job. As always great post!!!
xoxo
eksg
Hear hear! *raises glass*. Well said!
AFMZ said –
Ugh Ted.. c how the power of robsten gonna break your heart.. if you have a heart though
It's been fun Ted. See ya!
Agree totally with Anon 12:44. I refuse to read any of his crap anymore.
Love the horns on Lainey. If people hate on Perez (justifiably) for hating on Kristen, she deserves just has much hate for hating on Robert. Regardless of the fact that she believed in Robsten, she's still a bitch.
WOW..CEE…Totally well said. PERIOD!
Oh, and Ted…Bub-bye!
-chicky
Love this post! Poor Ted! He must be heartbroken to lose us! lol And Chonga's Ted/Lainey graphic is fucking phenomenal!
Love it, love it, love it! Best break up letter ever!
OMG this is hilarious..sad and true at the same time..I use to practically worship Ted ..after all he opened my eyes to the greatness of R/K..too bad he's turned into such a sellout.
le sigh…I bid Teddy and his boards buh bye some time ago…it's draining to even try to make sense of his posts…the occasional break-up sex to be honest makes me feel all sorts of dirty and in need of a serious shower afterward…but shiz happens…hopefully he redeems himself at some point..until then it's all pictures of Charlie and Margot for me!
Oh this is epic, very well written and so very true. it's a shame the man can hold his ground but after all within thier own corp, there are mixed signals which is really crappy pr.They don't get thier stories straight, they are all working for the same place but report against each other and poor ted has falled into the hole with them, good Luck to him and take door number 2 (RobstenLoveForum) for a trillion bucks!
What a great post. ITA with you guys, he's a total tool and totally out of the loop. I stopped reading his column months. RLC is the place to go for all the Robsten needs. You rock, guys! =)
Preach it Sistah!
Love this post! Ted has been giving me whiplash for so long! Buh Bye Ted!
Please, I love Rob and Kristen just as much as you guys, but Entertainment Gossip is a business, money talks. I don´t think Rob and Kris lose any sleep over Ted´s gossip about them or anyone else. Casablanca started blabbing about them (In the media) first. Funny Gif though!
Wow I'm amazed!!!! about how much people love ROBSTEN even more than me
You're so right about Ted and BTW i'm a follower of him and yeah he's wrong the most of the time, but lets face it, his post are fun and entertaining. I love you blog was super fun to read this. love ya, bye.
Well Ted like Robsten and he supports Rob and Kristen in his own way… bur afterall he is a GOSSIP COLUMNIST…. But I'm very intrigued by Lainey….He can't stand Rob and she seems to like Niki Reed , she's no t very reliable as a gossip columnist and she has been very wrong in A LOT OF facts…
The girl hates Michael Bubble but then she met him and now she loves him LOL….she can't stand fans but she's a fan herself…
Brilliant post girls! <3
I think Ted is suffering from Multiple Personality Disorder =/
Awesome post! Love you guys! Hit Teddy where it hurts! He deserves it, and worse! xo 1918
^ Toot toot. Don't like it? Don't read it. Haters to the leeeeeft… =)
Great post Cee! Buh-bye Ted .. it was good while it lasted ..
@annt: What the heck are you doing here?? The title of this blog alone should give you a clue .. tsk tsk ..GET OUT! You can't even spell worth a damn.
I agree with those who say he's a gossip blogger, so it isn't his job to be nice. But respect for a gossip blogger comes with their ability to be in the know and Ted has not been in the know for a long time. I too think his source is a Summit suit. Even before RM came out he wrote a whole column about how amazing RP & EDR chemistry was that just sounded like it had been copy and pasted from a Summit PR person.
I think there may have been cast members last year that were more willing to talk as well. But RP & KS seem to have skimmed down their crew and it has gotten quieter on that front. I also think last year was just a more angsty year and easier for Ted to gossip about and make it interesting. There are only so many ways be can say they are together, happy, & doing really well in their careers.
I don't fault him for doing his job, I just don't have to care anymore.
*smirks* Actually annt, we DO allow opposing views. If you look through the comments above yours you'll notice a few of them. The difference between their views and yours is that THEIRS didn't include insults. If you'll notice above the box where you type your comments it says "Don't Act Stupid…" learn to follow instructions and perhaps we won't delete your comments. Have a nice day!
I also "broke up" with him within the same time frame. Those unfair and misleading headlines did it for me. I stopped reposting his blah on my blog! It is sad bec like you guys, I've always considered him our RobSten angel. Well, now it's all clear he is only up for the hits. Pfft! Byee Ted!
I don't get why people complain about Ted. He's a gossip columnist. Gossip is defined by the webster's dictionary as "rumor or report of an intimate nature". A rumor is defined as "talk or opinion widely disseminated with no discernible source". A columnist is someone who writes a newspaper or magazine. Ted's job is to stir up craziness coz if not then he's not doing his job effectively. So, if you want to know FACTS GO TO FREAKING CNN.COM!