Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Bootypest FTW!

So we told you last week that Kristen was headed to Budapest. Some believed and some didn’t. You had every right to be skeptical I guess. There’s a lot of bullshit on the interwebz so a grain of salt is always prudent. But I have to say, being right feels pretty good!!!


So let’s talk about the now infamous pictures. You know, the ones that show Rob & Kristen leaving Budapest TOGETHER? Like this one:

OICU Stew getting in that SUV to go to the Budapest airport. But wait! How did you get out of LA undetected in the first place? “Pfft, she’s not there!” they said. “She can’t be! There’s no way she got out of LA without being pap’d!” It was even reported that you were at a birthday party on Friday night in LA! Ha! Doesn’t everyone know that there’s more than one airport in LA? And some are more popular with the papz than others. Stew grew up in LA, maybe she knows a little something about this.

There you are again Stew, rockin’ your cute little earbuds, trying to drown out the sound of flashbulbs & inane questions from the swarming papz.  Sheltered behind your ultra-hot-protective boyfriend.  As much as I loved DuRob (and boy did I ever!), all fancy-schmancy in top hat & tux; I also love that Rob’s hair is a little longer and all messy under his hat! And then the plaid shirt and the hoodie? JHC! THUD!

Now we see you checking in with your bodyguards. Sad that you need them but glad that you have them!  If this was all for PR (as some are STILL clinging to as an excuse as to why you flew all the way to Budapest for your 20th Birthday without being pap’d arriving or while you were there) would you really need the bodyguards hovering and blocking?! Wouldn’t you be strolling through the airport hand-in-hand, mugging for the cameras with smiles and/or smirks on your faces?!?

This is the real deal, so get used to it. This is no set-up, PR-coupling, shomance for the cameras. This is old-fashioned, romantic love. These two are young, hot, & hot for each other! And SQUEE to that and good for them!! Rob & Kristen, I hope you had a lovely time! Thanks to you, I will forever refer to Budapest as Bootypest!

Photos from JustJared


26 comments

  1. DKMulder April 13 2010 @ 12:10 am

    LMFAO!!! Loved it, HEA! I giggled at the gif (as well as a few other places where your humor shines through), too funny and just right ;) You rock, girlfriend!

  2. jspicci April 13 2010 @ 12:18 am

    Viva Bootypest!!!!! I love it…So glad she got to spend her birthday with the man she loves and who loves her back! This is defiantly not a PR stunt or shomance…that is the most ridiculous concept the nonsters have come up with…they are totally grasping at straws. Whatever…we all know the truth..and that's all that really matters. Awesome post HEA!!!! <3

  3. Aimzers April 13 2010 @ 12:22 am

    hahaha, bootypest! I love it!

  4. Ashley April 13 2010 @ 12:24 am

    Well written, fun to read and overall awesome. Ur funny n I'm so glad they're together n having fun despite the papz n the media.

  5. Anonymous April 13 2010 @ 12:29 am

    I loooove this post, makes me so effin happy to know they are so happy.I know they've been together for a while now, but still, it always makes me sigh. They seem so perfect for each other, warms my heart. Again great post, XO, K. Boo to the clingers and haters, they have no love; the love is here! *sigh*

  6. janna April 13 2010 @ 12:46 am

    well deserved gloating! love that you guys never wavered. Bootypest 2010 rocks!!!

  7. TIKisokA April 13 2010 @ 1:15 am

    gosh… shomance huh… i know the nonstens have some use: I learned a new word haha

    Bootypest FTW!

  8. Katherine April 13 2010 @ 1:17 am

    VERY excited….. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    hopefully we'll be bombarded with Robsten sightings and cuteness… already counting the days til the MTV awards, eclipse premiere, etc… lotsa Robsten lovin'…

    LOVE IT.

  9. Anonymous April 13 2010 @ 4:23 am

    Every robsten epic moment goes with a BANG!!

  10. chonga April 13 2010 @ 6:51 am

    Boy did we call this one, hehe. Great post!!!!

  11. Kathy April 13 2010 @ 7:24 am

    Hooray for BOOTYPEST !!! Glad Kristen got out of LA undetected. Insanely happy that they've been together for alot longer than any one thought. Good for them !!!!!

  12. Anonymous April 13 2010 @ 8:21 am

    "Sad that you need them but glad that you have them!" My thoughts exactly.
    And now for the squeeing…."SQUEEEEEEE!!" Happy when Robsten is Happy. <3
    -chicky

  13. Anonymous April 13 2010 @ 8:24 am

    Yea baby! Were talking some HOT BIRTHDAY SEX-I'm sure I know what GAVE her for her b-day!!!

  14. linhey April 13 2010 @ 8:34 am

    Amy, you go girl! Kudos! Loved the post <3

  15. C2R April 13 2010 @ 8:41 am

    I can't stop staring at the .gif lol Great job bb. I love it.

  16. Ames April 13 2010 @ 8:54 am

    I loved the Bootypest! It was epic. And I always trusted/believed she was there *wink wink* Lucky girl got lucky on her birthday with THE hottest guy alive *sigh*

  17. iacris/recife April 13 2010 @ 9:17 am

    eyes she should there to be beforeThe Easten and her birthday because he was so happy in the Bel Ami set.Goood for them!!!Robsten i love it

  18. Anonymous April 13 2010 @ 10:26 am

    great post! squeeing till my throat dies! don't really care how long she was in bootypest and loved how she went under the radar in arriving–it's the fact that they left together that speaks volumes…resuming squee mode

  19. Anonymous April 13 2010 @ 10:29 am

    Rob is wearing the same Comic Con 09 plaid shirt as he leaves Bootypest too. Yes I squeeeeee when I saw these pictures but I trusted my instincts and knew she was there. Hello swagger, happy, glowing late for lunch Rob. Birthdaypest or Bootypest. Love them both.

  20. ladymarion April 13 2010 @ 10:35 am

    Love your post HEA!
    But can´t believe that there still exists something like a "nonsten"! lol

  21. fruiz April 13 2010 @ 10:57 am

    AWW <3 AMAZING POST. *sighs*

  22. Anna April 13 2010 @ 12:14 pm

    Haha… Bootypest — Actually I live in BOOTYPEST — And I'm proud of it — I like the newest version of the name :) :):) They were here — I saw the advertisement on the top of the first pic :) :):) I know that one :) :):) It's so funny — I hope they'll come here again when they want a little romantic weekend next time :) :):)

  23. eksg April 13 2010 @ 12:43 pm

    Whoever came up with the word Bootybest is a genius!!! Great article! I'm sure there are other airports apart from Lax in La but are the others for international flights? I think the paps in Europe are the best! Not too pushy! Europe and especially London has played a great deal in their relationship, it's the only place that they can act like a real couple.

  24. Lins April 13 2010 @ 1:40 pm

    Great post, HEA!

    Bootypest will always be in my heart! *sigh*

  25. Anonymous April 13 2010 @ 10:40 pm

    So excited!! I LOVE Them together!! Hope she had a fantastic b-day. So HAPPY!!! I know they are together no one would fly that far to spend their birthday uless…:)

  26. Anonymous May 4 2010 @ 9:12 pm

    I'm a post virgin I guess! This is the first time I've seen anything about this young couple that can't-at least in my estimation-be refuted! They're 2gether! I don't think they try to hide, I just think they try to BE-you a real couple without all the crap! TrueLove… it's enough to make you-well…SQUEEEEE I guess-lol