Wednesday, November 11, 2009
The SQUEE Heard Round The World
While we knew New Moon promotion was probably going to be pretty epic, we had no idea that it was going to be THIS epic. We really hope the stupid papz didn’t cause you too many problems because of last night Rob & Kristen, however we’d be BALD FACED LYING if we didn’t admit to having a huge fucking celebration a little party at the forums when we saw the pictures…
They told us we were delusional. They told us there was no proof. We knew we were on the right ship and victory is sweet. While we’ve tried to keep to the high road amidst a lot of two-faced, bitter, jealous, desperate jabs: today we’re going to relax that policy just this once and revel in being vindicated.
Ever: Is it time?
C2R: It is time. Say goodbye to Felix Evs there is srs bsns to take care of.
Soccermom: OMG! someone at RAoR just posted that she is relieved that he is heterosexual!! LMAO!
C2R: woah
Chonga: OH for Petes fucking sake lol
C2R: So what do you guys think? Is Summit shitting it’s pants right now?
Soccermom: I hope not!
Chonga: I don’t think so. I don’t even think there is going to be any type of damage control.
Soccermom: Rob and Kristen don’t need anymore pressure from fucking Summit!
Chonga: Kristen even let it slip in one of those interviews. She said “Things will naturally..” then she stopped.
Soccermom: I love Kristen’s boots btw
Ever: I’m guessing Rob and Kristen have a carefully laid plan, that can adjust at all circumstances. They are both very smart peeps.
OTW: I think I’ll call Summit tomorrow, like I did after Rachelle was given the boot, and ask if TayTay’s allowed to have a girlfriend now that Rob and Kristen were given the go ahead. I mean, I’ll send in an application.
C2R: hahaha It didn’t look planned to me
OTW: I don’t think it was a plan either, I think it was a few pre-flight shots of Patrone and a strong desire to fuck.
Soccermom: ADORABLE!!
C2R: LMFAO
C2R: Rob’s happy-face is dazzling, as is Stew’s
Chonga: That is what makes me the happiest about all of this. They look so incredibly happy.
SpunkMe: They looked happy and relaxed.
OTW: The nonstens are calling it a “publicity stunt” to the core. Right, because these are two people who have played to the public’s every whim.
C2R: That just annoys me. When have they ever done any of that publicity shit?
Ever: And Rob buttons his shirts wrong cuz he wants to be on the Best Dressed list.
OTW: First they say we’re delusional in believing that their t-shirts hold meaning, because why would they care what we think– and now they think that two of the most “fuck you all” people alive are just doing shit to mess with people? Come on! Go take a Vicodin and I’ll wake you when there’s a sex tape.
SpunkMe: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
C2R: *snorts with laughter*
Chonga: It’s for real. And anyone who has a problem with those pics is just splitting hairs.
SpunkMe: So do you think they will go back tomorrow to pretending we all don’t know?
Ever: Yep. I’ll bet they do.
Soccermom: Yes. They want to keep it private.
So while we were planning on having some snappy graphics in this blog with like a RobstenLove.Com Official Stamp of Confirmation or something, our graphic artist is currently rather ill (GET BETTER CHONGA WE LOVE YOU!). To those who have been with us since we moved from that forum far, far away and to our brand new friends: thanks for making our sites as much fun as they have been. Looking forward to the rest of promotion and to New Moon! We hope the talk-shows don’t totally bombard them with relationship questions now. Because that is seriously second-hand embarassing.
<3 <3 <3!!! Robsten!!!
Best day ever. I have no words. Yesterday was epic, I'm so happy that I was squeeing with you guys!
Love you all!
Love you guys so much, and Rob and Stewie too! What an epic day! (Hope to see those two relax and enjoy each other. It's about time!)
xoxo
DanaB
It was such a great day. The past two weeks have been amazing! I am glad I have all of you at the forum to enjoy this wild ride! We are all on the same page truly wanting Rob and Kris to be happy, and by the looks of those photos, they sure are! Keep that champagne chilled b/c I feel more celebrations are coming! Love, RobstenLover aka @kmitchell1217
Like I said before "BEST.DAY.EVAH"!!!! Cheers to Rob & Kris and to us, who have been in their corner.
I agree with everyone Yesterday was the best day of my ROBSTEN LIFE!!! lol.. Yesterday was epic!!