Thursday, October 15, 2009
Mama Stew Madness!
“Yo mama so stupid she sold her truck for gasoline money!”
… That might be yo mama, but not Kristen Stewart’s.
Mama Stew doesn’t mess around, period.
She is a fierce, badass mother, literally.
Imagine the smallest, cutest little puppy in a new litter. You just want to pet it, feed it, nuzzle it to your chest a little? That precious little pup is Kristen, and already you’re on Mama Stew’s hit list for even thinking about her. Like many can witness, that natural instinct that is bred inside of women as soon as they see that damned little plus sign must have been doubled, perhaps even tripled inside of our favorite Hollywood Momma, but who’s brave enough to ask?
Maybe it wasn’t genetics, maybe it was the handsy, needy, fangirl phenomenon that has forced Mama Stew into a role of Guardian, Protector, Chauffer, and most definitely Intimidator. But not only has Mama Stew kept Kris from harm, fans (or do we call them paps now?), flashing cameras, and grabbing hands, but she has also won the hearts of thousands of us who can contain our screams and restrain our reach if ever in the presence of Robsten.
We call ourselves K-stew Keepers.
We are a league of extraordinary Twilight fans, dedicated to the safety and preservation of Kristen Stewart. Mama Stew is our leader, despite not acknowledging our existence in public, I’m sure she knows we exist and she vehemently supports us.
Mama Stew is the Alpha, and we are humble Betas. Countless fenders and bumpers alike have been replaced due to her skilled aim and practiced driving, while treating paparazzi like pinballs. A bi-monthly oil change ensures a smooth and efficient getaway, which is obviously the perfect photo opportunity for ignoring, scowling, throwing out the inherited ‘bitch-face’, or perhaps even mixing it up with the finger, clearly sending that “come hither” message.
If Mama Stew wasn’t amazing enough just for being Stew’s mama, she’s also on our side.
As you can see, more of that maternal instinct just gushes out of her as she fixes her son-in-law’s soon-to-be-s Rob’s
hair as they chat outside of a memorable hideaway known as The Charlie Hotel. Bonding with the in-laws is always important, especially if they’re as kick-ass as Mama Stew.
hair as they chat outside of a memorable hideaway known as The Charlie Hotel. Bonding with the in-laws is always important, especially if they’re as kick-ass as Mama Stew.
LOL! Oh OTW. I totally adore this post, and you, and MamaStew, obviously.
Glad she is on our side. Love her! Great job, sweets
Love it! Great post OTW! Go MamaStew…we got your back girl!!
LOL!!! I love her!!!! Great post!!
I love Mama Stew's shirt. Hail to the Brits!
LOL, great post. She is a kick ass mama for sure. Gotta love mama Stew!
Love that <33 Great post OTW :]
Mama Stew rocks! Great post OTW!
Of course she is awesome, she's an Aussie girl originally!!
did you see that tatt on her arm? Definitly not June Cleaver here!
Is that a huge tattoo on her arm?! I wish my mommy was that badass! LOL <3
aww love mamastew and love this post and esp how she's lovingly fixes his *cough*future son-in-law's*cough* hair
aussies do it best
Lurve this post! MamaStew kicks ass! "lovingly fixes his future-son-in-law's hair", aaaw that's the best part!
-Shaui
MAMASTEW IS THE BEST!!!
I absolutely respect the crap out of this woman!! She raised such a beautiful, intelligent, head-straight young woman. I also love that she looks totally bad-ass!!
Mama Stew has a sleeve!
Cool, sexy mama.